‘To keep your woman happy, give her oral sex 9 times a week’ -Joro Olumofin

Nigerian relationship expert, Joro Olumofin has an advice for every man out there, on how to keep your woman happy.

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Joro Olumofin who listed three ways to make a woman happy, wrote;

”Researching this Topic: 3 ways to keep your woman Happy.
– Give her Oral Sex 9 times a week
– Listen to her like a sermon – Give her money
Most importantly give her Head 9 times a week, you have 6 days of her period to rest but continue 2/3 days after her Period.
You will have a Happy Faithful partner. Thank me later”

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Joro Olumofin had before now, listed the dos and don’ts that will lead to a better relationship in 2018. The relationship expert who advised women to take fasting and prayers over, wrote;

1⃣Husbands, stop looking at your wives like “GrandMas”, look at them like a Lion will look at a sheep. Explore her every anatomy.

2⃣Wives, Please fortify yourselves with warrior Prayers and fasting because 2018 Sidechicks have already started equipping themselves diabolically.
3⃣Wives stop letting Sidechicks make you look obsolete, nothing is above you when pleasing your husband even: twerking, red long Brazilian hair, hotel room sex, car sex.
4⃣Fellas, stop sending DMs if you have a girlfriend.
5⃣Fellas, stop forgetting your ATM cards at home when you’re going on dates.
6⃣Ladies, don’t go seeking relationships first, seek employment or empowerment.
7⃣Ladies, don’t assume he’s you’re boyfriend after sex
8⃣Ladies, make him work for it. Using Ice Cream, Pizza, Recharge, free ride to impress you should end in 2017.
9⃣Fellas, stop mental manipulation. Tell your friends and family to Stop calling her “Iyawo Wa” or Our wife.
1⃣0⃣Ladies, if you didn’t pay on a date this year and you’re still single I think you should pay on dates in 2018.
1⃣1⃣Ladies, don’t go and sleep in a guy’s house if you don’t have sexual intentions for your own safety.

1⃣2⃣Ladies, if you haven’t secured the guy don’t take your friend along on dates, God may just use you to hook them up.
1⃣3⃣Ladies, if you can’t cook and you’re single. Use this time to learn how to cook.
1⃣4⃣Fellas, stop using marriage to borrow money from girls. ( Baby I have plans for our future please loan me 200k)
1⃣5⃣Husbands, stay off social media and private university girls.
1⃣6⃣ If your body count was more than 10 in 2017 and you’re still single, 2018 should be a maximum of 2.
1⃣7⃣ If you’re in a relationship and you’ve never spent more than 50k on your BF or gf start saving for 2018
1⃣8⃣ Fellas, when you meet a lady in 2018 and she’s 28 and above if you’re not looking for a serious relationship let her go instantly.
1⃣9⃣ Ladies , stop replying DMs if you’re in a serious relationship.
2⃣0⃣ Wives it may not matter but ensure your husband wears his wedding ring.


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