Sex with Elves – Woman claims love making with the creatures is best

Writer Hallgerdur Hallgrimsdottir claimed sex with elves is the best experience she has had in her entire life and she prefers the creatures to humans.

According to her, sex with humans is boring.

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Sex with Elves – Woman claims love making with the creatures is best


Hallgerdur Hallgrimsdottir, who said she was an elf sex expert and has even written a  book called Please YoursELF, claimed she had “loads of orgasms” while enjoying love-making with elves. She revealed the mytgical creatures have “glittery” sperm and are “very flexible”.

She said during an interview with Vice:

“Sex with humans is boring. Elves sort of know what you want in bed. They don’t need to ask what you want, they can read your mind and maybe even know better of what you want than you do which is very incredible.”

Speaking of the elves’ bodies, she said:

“They are very flexible so can use potions which would not be possible as human beings.”

Showing a book of elf sex positions, she said:

“This is a picture of one of the crazy positions that an elf can do.”

In it the elf is bent over backwards, his head facing skywards.

Speaking of another photo, she said:

“He’s standing up and she’s sort of up with her feet on his shoulders. He’s performing oral sex on her. They have incredible tongues.”

She added that size isn’t an issue with elves, saying. “With elves, size doesn’t matter.”

Speaking of their sperm, she said:

 “Elf sperm is quite shimmery, glittery.”

Describing what it’s like to make love to an elf, she said:

“You will definitely have an orgasm with a elf. I’ve had loads of them.”

Many Icelandic people believe elves exist.

A National Geographic article suggested 54 percent of Icelandic people believed that elves existed, although descriptions of what they looked like varied, The Sun UK reports.

114 Comments

  1. This is crazy having sex with elf that is how different disease is spread out when God has created man for you Nawa o.

  2. no matter how it is, you can’t enjoy envy like a human being because there’s a lot of different between human being and creature.

  3. This is really crazy of her….if you prefer an Elves for a human I don’t think you can even make a better place as a wife either….

  4. So you don’t value humans again you have tasted the forbidden fruit… It’s your types that spreads diseases

  5. How on earth will someone be having sex with an elf creature? Anything apart from human sex is demonic.

  6. Well..I will like to go to Iceland and see for myself if they really exist…this is really interesting

  7. This is disgusting and irritating . This is how they will be catching all series of diseases and be spreading it to the rest of the world.

  8. She is devilish, see how she said it with so much confident and no atom of shame…I dey even shame for her gosh…having sex with elves who does that?

  9. That is so awkward,how can a human being have sex with an elve all in the hope of sexual satisfaction,may God save the world.

  10. This world is something else and it coming to an end.hw can a woman prefer having sex with a living creature than humans.this is bad.

  11. Do elves even exist talkless of having sex with one . This is the first time I am reading such a news . I don’t think it is a good one . Have second with such a creature

  12. This is unbelievable. Sex with Elves? This is demonic and evil in the sight of God.she’s trying to sow this evil seed in people’s mind and before you know it, people will start acting on it.this is evil please.. she should be examined to know if she’s possessed. We are talking of how bad homosexual is and the worst is happening. What an End world.

  13. Female are free to do what they want to do she choose to have sex another creature and she is satisfied.. So let her continue

  14. Its an abomination in the sight of God to have sex with elf,God created man and later created woman for that purpose and order man to have sex woman, not with non human.

  15. This is ridiculous, having sex with an elf? There is a difference between having sex with humans and creatures.

  16. This is ridiculous, having sex with an elf? There is a difference between having sex with humans and creatures. This is unbelievable.

  17. She said having sex with elves is her best experience so i can not doubt her, cos she is the one that did it.so she can go ahead and enjoy it

  18. Am sure u are are saying this to impress itself I think not possible to enjoy animal more than higher animal with sense

  19. She is not a normal being if you check very well how can sex be creatures be good to human beings,your choice though continue end time signs

  20. That is inhuman to have sex with creature, did God made mistake creating human and creature …no

  21. Having sex with an elve is animalistic behaviour. Anyway She can do what ever she likes with her life but let her die alone with the consequences that follows her action.

  22. Strange things happening every where. Hope you will be able to bear the rewards of love making with the creatures.

  23. Wait..I thought Elves don’t Exist…what is she talking about..well thats her problem to handle…let her have sex with elves and leave others to have sex with humans…but personally i think she’s crazy

  24. This is just a demonic fantasy and acts, I just wonder where all these originated from, the world is full of evil. Lord have mercy.

  25. This is really crazy of her….if you prefer an Elves for a human I don’t think you can even make a better place as a wife either….

  26. na wa o only God knows were we are heading to in this world o. different news and happening every seconds, minutes and days

  27. Is this just fiction or what,? Cause I thought elves don’t exist. Animal sex is very very very wrong no matter the kind of animal it is

  28. Only God knows how many men had been infected by now. It is obvious that elf and humans are different as such, sperm is also different.

  29. Oh wow! Weird and totally strange. Elves? Wow? Incredible this white dudes and their very funny believes. Sometimes exciting though

  30. Every aboki with he’s own kettle.lord have mercy
    It’s her choice she will soon have elves kids

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