See hilarious reason guy guarding his street against 1 Million Boys suddenly quit

A Nigerian man has taken to social media to state the reason why he is quitting his position as one of the men guarding his street against 1 Million Boys.

In his post he revealed that while on duty with 5 men he thought were ready to face the assault by the gang, he never knew they were mere cowards who ran away upon sighting 2 coming motorcycles.

See hilarious reason guy guarding his street against 1 Million Boys suddenly quit

He wrote:

Today is the last day I’m doing this vigilante thing.

So I & 5 hefty guys were securing the front of our crip. I had a shovel, they had cutlasses. One then suggested we patrol and we agreed.

Less than 100m walk, we saw two bikes accelerating towards us. Before I could say pim all 5 of my men disappeared. The only thing I heard was “iyke run!”. It never crossed my mind that I was moving gallantly with ungallant men. I ran too Fortunately, it was police. After a while, my men came out of their hideout, we gathered & started walking back to our domain.

We weren’t talking to each other. All of a sudden, one bursted out in laughter & every other person followed suit. We were laughing because we know we were useless. Just filling up the street. I asked Chidi why he ran, he said “nwuye m muru nwa ofóru, and nwa m amatabeghi m”.

Trans: my wife just gave birth and my child hasn’t known me yet.

See me wey think say I dey guard street with ndi akpobi.

Nwanne, I don resign for this work. My wife too hasn’t known me, let alone the unborn. 1million boys, na una get road now.

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