Read how soldier dismissed woman who was preaching the gospel to him

A Nigerian soldier has narrated how he dismissed a lady who walked up to him preaching the gospel to him.

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Read how soldier dismissed woman who was preaching the gospel to him


Edward E Onoriode said he was at a car wash when the lady met him. He told her he wasn’t interested in coming to her church but she insisted so he came up with a plan that shocked her into silence.

He wrote:

Yesterday, I went to the car wash to get my bus and wifey car washed. At the car wash, I met this young lady who also came to wash her car.

She walked up to me and we had the following conversation:

She: Good afternoon brother, hope I’m not bothering you?

Me: Good afternoon ma’am. Not at all, you ain’t bothering me.

She: I actually want to share the word of God with you, hope you don’t mind?

Me: Sorry ma’am. I’m not in the mood to listen to any preaching at the moment.

She: That’s OK. Can I invite you to my church. It’s not far from here. I’m sure you live around here, we are having a special program tomorrow and you’re invited.

Me: “Smiles” I don’t want to disappoint you. If I tell you I’ll come, I lie. Believe me, I won’t come.

She: Why?

Me: I won’t come because I’m not a Christian, and I don’t do church.

She: Christianity is not a religion, it’s a relationship with God, a way of life….and besides, everybody are invited to attend this special program be it Muslim, Hindu or any other religion…..

Me: I’m an Ogboni member and we’re having a special occult program tonight probably by 1am. I’d be glad if you can avail yourself. Everyone is invited.

She:…………………

She was lost of words.

She want me to attend her special church program but she can’t avail herself to attend my own ogboni special occult program that will kick off by 1am. Yeye!!!

171 Comments

  1. Lolz. Oga you are very funny. It might be true shall. Don’t worry she will think about it. All nah invitation.

  2. Nawa o, but its unfair. Christianity is a religion. She would have employed other means to win the soldier man. Its well.

  3. She would have employed other means to win the soldier man. She would have employed other means to win the soldier man

  4. Oga you try at least she has to join you too for the special ogoni meeting all these preachers the word am busying I don’t have time is not in there dictionary sir you do well

  5. Lolz. You better give your life to Christ and be free. Ogboni cannot and will never offer you eternity.
    Don’t be carried away by the things of this earth.

  6. People can be funny at times,what would. U invite someone to an occult program. No man is too old to here the word of God. To the soldier (God does not need use buf we need God) because with out us God made the world but we need God to make it in life and make heaven at last

  7. Hmmm hmmm, you better repent from ogboni occultic before is too late, you can’t expect her to move from light to darkness

  8. Bunch of impositors, she wants to drag you to religious gathering at her church but can’t follow him to his religion gathering.

  9. Oga na ur life she wants to save .u should have invite her to other religious things othere than dis occultic of a thing.anyway sha she try in winning a soul for christ.

  10. Lol… Sharp soldier, but the time you spent having this conversation, you should have given her a listen ear before telling her off.

  11. This is so funny. Am short of words too. But if u meet the strong headed ones ,that’s not an excuse for them. They would even honour your IV with intension of winning the souls of the rest of the group.

  12. Hahaha Ogboni!!!!,!! why wont she follow him now?? That is good for her next time she will be careful

  13. This is funny oh only God can protect not ogboni or what ever you serve and look at your work soldiers you need God in your life

  14. Its not a sin to evangelize or invite people to program but must you scare her off with a lie. You didn’t do well Oga soldier

  15. Funny, but oga don’t worry by time you will respond to her invitation you will surprise. God works in I diverse way. It is not too late.

  16. Lolz,who ogboni help.. Mr soldier please repent o,your ogboni can not save you when the rapture kick off o

  17. hahahaha. This man no get joy o. why you post this shit. so if something should happen now you will now call Gods name. thunder fire you and your ogboni

  18. The soldier does not understand what is called relationship with God and you know the most fearful thing is that he may not have the opportunity again Lord pls have mercy

  19. Hahahhaha. Very funny. Don’t know why she went away. The more reason she should have prayed and talked him out of the cult. Try and be persistent in your preaching about Christ.

  20. I think she push the man too much for him to have said all that. Honestly just preach to the people and let’s God do the transforming

  21. ,that’s not an excuse for them. They would even honour your IV with intension of winning the souls of the rest of the group.

  22. Very funny. You don’t have to disturb who so ever that said he or she is not ready to hear.

  23. I don’t think he was wise by doing that, if she has invited him and he isn’t interested, period, no point inviting her to their program, he knows it’s against the will of God, he already knows the truth, he shouldn’t fake it, salvation is personal

  24. That’s bad of him. He needs God’s forgiveness. How would he treat someone that brought the good news of the kingdom to him that way?

  25. Let us not misplace it here, she made the first approach and invited first so I think the soldier man have honor the invitation before trying to invite her on his own

  26. Lol. This soldier is another thing entire look at how he discard the woman with her response.
    Truly the woman will not even alter any statement after hearing he is Ogboni

  27. Very funny, you can’t go to a church you are invited to, but had it been its a party I’m sure you will go, may God help you

  28. I like you mr soldier some of this people don’t bother to know your mood before start to preach for you

  29. You are not wrong toninvite her to where your believe is and she is not wrong to invite you to church either.

  30. You lack sense, why would she attend your ogboni meeting? As an initiate or to be used as sacrifice. What evil do you tag a church with Biko nu!!.

  31. but its unfair. Christianity is a religion. She would have employed other means to win the soldier man

  32. No man is too old to here the word of God. To the soldier (God does not need use buf we need God) because with out us God made the world but we need God to make it in life and make heaven at last

  33. Hahahahahahah this soilder man is something else lol very nice and stress free way to discharge her love this pattern ama copy

  34. His invitation can never shock me cos people have said things worst than that……God is inviting all to worship him not any other God take it or leave it

  35. Funny soldier, she wanted you to attend her church program but she could attend your occult, the soldier just discharged her to have Peace of mind

  36. The soldier really caught that lady but if she was a true Christian and wanted to win a soul for Christ she would have defended her own relationship with God she talked abt

  37. Wow, some men can be funny enough, ok na, one over one, she doesn’t want to come to your ogboni and you doesn’t want to go to her church, Every body be on your own. That is it.

  38. Mr soldier you played with an opportunity to meet christ, how could you play with such thing as Ogboni..

  39. She was only trying to redirect to God. Not funny at all for refusing. Hope you don’t regret this costly move made

  40. Even if you really are born again and you have something argent to do they go talk to you and if you try and talk your way out of it, they will surely waste your time

  41. That was very bad of the solider man. He shouldn’t have treated the woman that way even if he is not interested In the gospel she was preaching to him

  42. So funny, you don’t expect her to talk after throwing that ogboni cult meeting at her. It is well o

  43. hahahhaha nice one the guy used a great sense to dismiss her there lol..i just learnt something i will be using for all this deaf Jehovah witness people that dont listen to somebody even when you tell them you are not in the mood they wil want to say something

  44. Lol, why did she lost her word. She should have told him she will come and she will invite some of her church members along

  45. The army man is so bold to exposed what he can not defend or does not even belong to the side of saving his life he is dancing slowly to hell the world is an advertising place were every spirit must display thier product and kind

  46. Lolzz, funny solider, good for her that’s how they keep on pestering people to programs after they end up telling you is your neighbor, uncle or mother in-law that is killing you

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