I heard a wonderful news – Nigerian man rejoices over father’s death

A Nigerian man, Darren Idongesit took to Facebook today to share his excitement over his father’s death, which he said is a ‘wonderful news’.

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According to the Nigerian man, his father who he said is Pastor was also a “Nigerian psychopath” who successfully pissed off everyone in the world. He added that his father left him with physical and emotional scars.

Read what he wrote about his father’s death below;

Phew! I heard a wonderful news today. I think my father is dead.

All I want to do if I ever grabbed a mic at his funeral is to list all the terrible things he did and said about his relatives. I’d also want to promote my revealing book on growing up with a Nigerian psychopath in an alien land with no familiar faces or features, I remember how it felt to be brutally injured in my first experience of northern harmattan. Injury during harmattan is the most painful but then there is the other one which has kept up with me till this day – the emotional scars are more like sores that keep tearing itself apart, banishing the superficial cicatrix and oozing crimson sorrow that nowadays taste like ferrous delight.

Ah well, I hope he saved for his funeral because I don’t think anyone would want to bury that man, the only man that has successfully pissed everyone off in the world.

I am however glad that through his actions my life radically changed and I know now not to treat others badly, I rather be sincere than treacherous, I rather say I don’t like a person to their face than hurt them from behind the curtains.

Through my travails and childhood trauma I want to thank god all mighty donkey-ass for not showing up, if my childhood was sweet, perhaps I’d never have reason to question faith and beliefs and love and marriage and having biological children.

I don’t want marriage, don’t want children, and I want to save for my own funeral which would be a Muslim funeral – wrap me up in white cloth as black would be too spooky, throw the cadaver in a shallow grave not 6 feet but 3, plant N350 mango seedling there so I know at least I was useful one last time to the wild birds of the forest and occasionally a firm branch for a stray person to hang from.

I also want to give away any money I make professionally to charity that would help increase literacy in young girls so they have the power to tell their own stories.

I may have my own opinion of my father, it doesn’t mean others shouldn’t have a different opinion of the man but I strongly believe he is the only person that would die to exorbitant jubilee and champagne pops.

Happy fatherless day to me in advance.

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  1. This person doesn’t know, this is the kind of elation act that shortens life span, and the next you hear is that he had died few weeks or months after his father that he so despises. What happened to forgiveness Sir?

    You should never jubilate over anyone’s death as if you have control over your own life or death.

    Now I dont even wanna hear or know what he did to you, save that for your sorry self. Listen pal, there is something called “causation”, you might even reveal whatever it is you feel your father did to you and it was you that caused it. It might not even be such that would warrant you elating over his death. I just hope your own kids dont do worse to you in life and in death.

    • Do not judge. You don’t know what he has been through.
      What he needs is help.tp overcome the lai s of the past and live a normal.life.

      • So whatever he has been thru, to celebrate another persons death, his father for that matter, all his problems are solved abi? Lol

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