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How a girl almost endangered my life with fake love on campus – Bovi

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Comedian Bovi has narrated how a girl seductively had her way with him by showing him fake love while they were on campus.

How a girl almost endangered my life with fake love on campus - Bovi


According to Bovi, what he thought was an affection of love from the girl was only an avenue for her to make him endanger his life for her own safety.

Bovi shared on social media:

“Tori olorun!! In university I had this classmate. Pat (not real name) was a beautiful black warri girl. Exams were fast approaching. Though Pat and I were cool, she started to draw nearer. She would sneak up on me in the library while I read; her breasts pressing against my back and her warm breath gently fanning my ear lobe. “Wetin you dey read”, she would casually ask. I honestly thought Pat was in love but before that thought could grow, she cut short her seduction process. Or let’s say she jumped to the end once she saw I was buying her every move and aiming for the kill. What She actually wanted was to sit next to me during exams. Fast forward to days to the exam, we had rehearsals late into the night (theatre-arts department). There was a cult war going on off campus and being on campus at that time meant we weren’t safe. Sleeping in the school hostel wasn’t an option either. Pat saw I was going to risk going to my hostel so she begged to walk with me. My hostel was farther than hers but to get to her hostel, you had to take a dark turn off the main road and head down a long thick bush road. At the junction to her hostel she started to beg me to follow her to her hostel and spend the night. Well, she didn’t beg for long. All of a sudden, this bush road became bright. I held her hand like a soldier, marching on and dreaming of our tryst destined by fate. As we approached her hostel, I heard the chillest words of that month. “my boyfriend will be happy to escort you”, she whispered. I was dazed and livid at the same time. This girl just risked my life by conning me. My urge turned to suppressed rage. I literally lost my erection and temper at the same time. The bush road became dark again. Once we arrived, I told her she must wake her boyfriend to escort me. I had to be petty to restore my pride. I had just fallen mugu. So mugu I was ready to be to the end. I heard her wake her boyfriend and plead with him to come and escort her classmate. Grudgingly her boyfriend muttered “tori olorun, I no go fit”. And that’s how those words stuck in my brain. Till this date, once I say “tori olorun”, just know that I’m not changing my mind or I’m dead serious!”

@Lailaijeoma

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76 Comments

  1. Woman and their temptation,well bovi that is a history yo remember,if it has not happened u will not be tell us.

  2. Sharp man like you woman use your head. You too no pure, just bress when them carry touch you you Don activate already.

  3. Thank God for you,i am sure enough lessons are learnt now, experience they said is the best teacher.

  4. Women are very conning and dangerous….what if you guys were attacked ,,we just have to be very careful..believed you’ve learned our lessons..

  5. I actually went to d same University with Bovi though not the same dept.girls back then we’re craaazy I must agree and off campus girls hostels were far from school.So I can understand.thank God he didn’t get hurt

  6. We guys are used to such tricks from ladies. Well you deserve it.if na guy ask you to do that escort will you do it okoro

  7. Hahaha this is hilarious tori olorun bi that na r u serious or joking? So just because a babe come close to you you think dey u don get babe right? Some girls are heartless sha

  8. Girls and their seducing spirit is too high,i believe this has always taught you a lesson, and to many other guy out there.

  9. When men were still boys. Nah all this girls teach us the things wey we know o. Dem know pass us self.

  10. Campuses are full of fake people and if care is not taken you just kill yourself for one, thinking you are loving.

  11. There is fake love everywhere it’s only god that can see what is only god that know who truly loves us

  12. Girls can do anything to get what they want. We guys has to be very discerning on who to fall for, ifnot we will end up being played

  13. Funny but why did she do that nah soon bad u self what are u looking for in a lady hostel by that time.all together thank god u were not hurt

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